Elderly Woman Enters Condemned Building...Again?

Carlos Rodriguez
Associated Press Writer

SAN ANTONIO- In last month’s paper we reported a condemned building downtown in which exterminators found a pile of rotting corpses stored and where 2 young strapping men and an elderly lady were seen entering together.

When police arrived, they reported the building was sealed air tight and ruled it a hoax. Apparently, there may be truth to this seemingly obvious ruse. Just yesterday, the same elderly woman and one of the men from last month were seen entering the building with a beautiful effeminate man.

Witnesses report the elderly lady making several random hand gestures before going underneath the police tape and entering the building with the men, but they did not seem to be motions of distress.

Screams of horror and shock were heard just minutes after the individuals entered the building. Fearing for their lives, the witnesses hid and prepared for the worst.

The witnesses would later be relieved to see the elderly woman and men exit the building in a controlled and relaxed manner as if nothing had happened. The cops were again called to the condemned building but waited for members of the CDC to arrive before entering. The authorities on scene were shocked to be able to even enter the building (readers will remember from last months reporting that the building was sealed air tight by the CDC).

After entering, the local authorities only found dead and decaying corpses of animals and again closed the building.

Police are once again treating this as a hoax, even though they were able to easily enter the condemned building. Police assume a homeless individual had probably opened it to seek shelter from the pouring rain we’ve been receiving recently. The witnesses were not given public intoxication citations but were warned not to contact authorities again and waste their time.